The mathematical arse

Stack Exchange user mikuszefski has come up with a parametric formula for plotting rather nice arses in three dimensions. Take a look at this:

buttocks

Apparently it doesn’t look so good from the other side, but I don’t have Mathematica so am unable to verify. Here’s the formula:

buttock formula

(Images licensed under cc by-sa 3.0.)

Posted in fun stuff, graphics, StackExchange Tagged with: ,

Solution to the Turing competition

Enigma close-up

Last month I mentioned a codebreaking puzzle tied in with the release of the new film about Alan Turing. The competition has just closed, but you might still be able to find it online if you feel like having a go.

If you want to know how to solve the puzzle, read on…

Read more ›

Posted in cryptography Tagged with: ,

Breaking a robot out of jail

A company called Double Robotics makes “telepresence robots”, which are basically mobile iPads that remote workers can use to give themselves a “virtual presence” in an office many miles away.

Their website includes a “test drive” feature where you can control one of these things through your own web browser. The test drive robot is normally confined to a single room, but someone figured out how to open the door with it and escape.

This whole story may just be a marketing ploy by Double Robotics, but it’s very entertaining.

Posted in fun stuff, youtube

Experiment 60713/B

This was the runner-up in the DepicT! short film competition back in 1999. I think it deserves another airing :-)

It was made by Tom Baxandall and Alan Gardener. Tom went into advertising, and appears to have made several ads with a similar theme, like this one for cranberry juice. I have no idea what became of Alan. Found him: alangardner.co.uk


Posted in youtube Tagged with: ,

Turing competition

The maths department at Manchester University recently launched a new competition tied in with the release of The Imitation Game, the film about Alan Turing that you have no doubt heard of.

The competition involves decrypting three codes. I thought it was quite fun, if not particularly difficult. Here’s the link.

A new trailer for the film came out a couple of weeks ago. I’m quite looking forward to this. Hope it doesn’t disappoint.

Posted in cryptography, fun stuff Tagged with: , ,

Circle of Abstract Ritual

According to the blurb, this film by Jeff Frost took 300,000 photos, riots, wildfires, paintings in abandoned houses, two years and zero graphics to make.

It was definitely worth it.

Posted in youtube Tagged with: ,

A stained glass puzzle

Chaos and Order

Photo by MattClarke @ StackExchange, cc by-sa 3.0

Here’s an interesting puzzle set by user MattClarke at the Stack Exchange puzzling website. The stained glass window you see here is called Chaos and Order. You simply have to figure out why.

I found the answer to this yesterday, but don’t go peeking before you’ve had a crack at it yourself!

If you’re really stuck, try looking for a link to the answer at the end of this sentence. It’s there somewhere.

Posted in fun stuff Tagged with: ,

Frack off, it’s none of your business

Earlier this year, the UK government published a report on the effect of shale gas mining (i.e. “fracking”) on rural economies (link to PDF document). One can only assume that their findings were not very positive, because most of this document has been censored, and they’re not telling us why. Even the author’s name has been replaced with the word REDACTED.

For example, here is section 4 of the document, in its entirety:

Section 4: Conclusion

This report has examined the potential economic, social and environmental impacts that are likely to be associated with an expansion in shale gas exploration. REDACTED

To a large extent these effects are already experienced by those rural communities located near established extraction activities e.g. quarrying, mining and conventional gas extraction.

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

Current proposals from both government and operators appear to be following a similar approach. Under the commitments of the UK Onshore Operators’ Group (2013), shale gas exploration could provide a community contribution of £100,000 per hydraulically fractured site as an initial benefit, equivalent to total UK payments of between £3 and £12 million. Meanwhile, the government recently announced that English councils which give the go-ahead to shale gas developments will be allowed to keep 100 per cent of the business rates they collect from consented sites. This is estimated to be worth up to £1.7m a year for a typical site.

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

REDACTED

I was fairly ambivalent about fracking before I saw this, but now its quite clear that the people behind it are a bunch of faceless REDACTED who have got Whitehall stuck so far up their REDACTED that they can’t even REDACTED REDACTED

REDACTED

(via UsVsTh3m)

Posted in rant Tagged with:

Project Euler hacked

Project Euler has been taken down after a security breach. There is no indication of when — or even if — the site will return. All that’s left is the following message:

project-euler-offline

What sort of lowlife scumbag would attack a site like this?

Posted in rant Tagged with:

HackerRank W3 — where was everyone?

The latest HackerRank weekly challenge attracted 71 entries from the US and 387 from India, but only four from the UK. I think this is the lowest turnout so far. Maybe the good weather had something to do with it.

But anyway, I’m still quite pleased with coming in 1st out of the UK contingent and 52nd (out of 720) overall. My solution to the GCD product question could have been speeded up, and I would probably have made the effort if my first solution hadn’t passed all the test cases in a matter of milliseconds.

Oh well.

Posted in hacks Tagged with: , ,